What we wonder, though, is what the friends who were kind enough to invite her thought of the experience; and what they thought of MomTard's ungracious footstamping on her return. Our super sekret operatives received this anonymous message:
We thought it'd be fun to invite Carol and her family for a weekend break with
us. Never again.
First, Carol insists on a cabin rather than camping.Carol decides a 15-seat van is big enough, but then fills it to the rafters with her manic overpacking of snow gear that she'll never use. Carol spots a few ants in the cabin, throws a huge shit-fit, and forces us all to pack up and move.
Carol mopes at the bottom of the ski-run with her much-resented baby while her loser husband fails to snowboard. Carol spoils a hike with her incessant whining about the unused snow gear. Carol's overpacking breaks the car. Her huge brood requires restroom breaks every half hour. And her hellspawn baby screams the whole way home.
"It was so peaceful in the park", my ass.
And then when we get home Carol thanks us by writing a huge blog post about how
crappy the vacation was.
Screw you, Carol. Next time we're vacationing alone.
Enjoy the fucking laundry.
1 comment:
Snerk.
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