New tard needs a name

So there's the guy who I've been following on the sidelines a bit - quite honestly I have been preoccupied with some other things. And although I offer REPEATEDLY, no intrepid haterz wish to take this place over.

At the request of WeWantTheFunk, here's a post about this new tard who is currently nameless (more on that below). He's got two places on the web. The first is Truckhouse. The second is 7:21pm - the latter, IMHO, is far more amusing.

He needs a name. Names submitted so far include:

• TruckTard
• MargariTard
• WasteTard
• TurtleTard

Put the name you want in the comments; I'll check back in a week or 10 days, submit the results to Nacho and have him make a decision on this.