Saturday, July 26, 2008

New tard needs a name

So there's the guy who I've been following on the sidelines a bit - quite honestly I have been preoccupied with some other things. And although I offer REPEATEDLY, no intrepid haterz wish to take this place over.

At the request of WeWantTheFunk, here's a post about this new tard who is currently nameless (more on that below). He's got two places on the web. The first is Truckhouse. The second is 7:21pm - the latter, IMHO, is far more amusing.

He needs a name. Names submitted so far include:
  • TruckTard
  • MargariTard
  • WasteTard
  • TurtleTard

Put the name you want in the comments; I'll check back in a week or 10 days, submit the results to Nacho and have him make a decision on this.

7 comments:

WTF said...

WasteTard

What a loser.

Glad to see a new post, it's been too long!!!

Anonymous said...

Turtletard

Akubi said...

Does this guy work?

lawnmower man said...

He no longer has the truck (oh dear God: the yellow interior; the pissing in a bottle) so TruckTard no longer fits.

Given his current "dossing in his parents' driveway" status, maybe EntitleTard?

But really I have to vote for TurtleTard for his stupid fucking tattoo.

unbelievable said...

StinkTard

WeWantTheFunk said...

TurtleTard all the way. His tattoo is mind-blowingly stupid, and it's not the dumbest thing about him.

Arthur Wankspittle said...

Since the truck's gone and I've finally seen that tattoo, it has to be TurtleTard.