Ask MomTard

There are a goodly number of questions people want to ask MomTard. I, myself, posted one to her blog in the hopes that she would answer it. Sadly, it hasn't made its way through comment moderation onto her site.

On her Don't Leave Home Without It post, MomTard tells us about all the crap Useful Things she carries around in her purse, including superglue. At some point I either saw a movie or read somewhere that in Antartica, doctors use superglue to glue the edges of cuts together or they won't heal properly - something about the atmospheric pressure weirdness down there. So I asked her if she had ever used the superglue that she carries around in her craphole purse to glue the edges of a cut together.

Sadly, she has not answered. Or she will steal my idea. Or, because she is infatuated with germs, she will not answer my question because It Is Digusting To Put That Stuff On Your Hands Or Any Other Body Part.

In light of the fact that questions don't seem to be getting through, this post is for you to leave your questions for MomTard.

Let's start with this one, courtesy of The Dude:

Couple of questions I'd like to ask MomTard: About the germs and the kids:
With my first one I freaked every time he stuck something in his mouth....thinking he's going to get some rare jungle disease. HOWEVER, after a while I figured out they are tougher than they look. The second one chewed on keys and stuff like that and was just fine. After SEVEN, wouldn't you think she would have figured that out?

About other germs: How did she get pregnant SEVEN times if it meant getting pretty close to PopTard's one-eyed trouser snake? Did she sanitize it, or something? Wouldn't that be a pretty good spermicide.

Leave your questions for MomTard in the comments.